Kindreds (kin-drids) n. 1. Archaic description of the higher families of folk; man,elf and fairie. 2. Musicians known for trivializing sad songs and making merryment wherever they may be.

kindresize (kin-dre-size) v. ized, zing. 1. To make, create. 2. To take ownership. 3. To modify an existing form into another form that may or may not be relevant to the object's origin.

Doc (doc) n. 1. Doc Pugliese. Originator of the kindresized mandolin method utilizing the controlled mayhem or chaos effect.

Laura (lo-rah) v. rize, rized, rizing. 1. To lose things. 2. To be forgetful. 3. To sing with beautiful emotion. 4. To add operatic overtones and undertones without warning.

Rainier (ray-neer) n. 1. Archaic brand of unconsumable light barley beverage. 2. Man who plays instrument larger than himself.

Martin (mar-ten) n. 1. Small woodland creature prone to saying inappropriate things in uncomfortable social settings.

switcherate (switch-er-ate) v. 1. To move objects or lyrics around until they are in their proper order.